Wednesday, 5 May 2010

Are All Dictators Ruthless Despots?

Hitler, Stalin, Mao, Ceausescu, Genghis Khan, Saddam Hussein, and Idi Amin – we all know these names of dictators.

They come to mind immediately as examples of megalomaniac and brutal despots or dictators. Are all dictators ruthless despots?

How to Measure the Evil of Dictators?


Dictator Gallery in Thailand Museum

Stalin once said "One death is a tragedy; one million is a statistic." 

This is the dictator’s moral benchmark. Measuring evil is not only a gruesome affair, but it is also very difficult. If you are honest enough, it might get very uncomfortable for you if you start registering all your pernicious, vicious and evil thoughts. So, deeds only qualify. Conquering the largest territory is not a reliable measure of evil as this list shows. 

Francisco Pizarro (1470-1541) and Hernando Cortez (1485-1547) inflicted much more suffering and caused more damage, by wiping out entire civilizations, than Cyrus the Great (600-529 BC) or Alexander the Great, who conquered vast areas.

One way to measure the ruthlessness of dictators is body count – how many people they have killed.

The top place in recorded history goes to Mao Zedong of China with 70 million killed.


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Then Stalin and Hitler follow. Saddam Hussein killed about a million in a country of 22 million. 

Considering the death toll against a backdrop of population is another method. 


  • Pol Pot of Cambodia would probably be the most dangerous dictator to his own people as he killed off 25% of Cambodia’s population. 
But, in this game of percentages, one woman puts all men dictators to shame. 


  • She is Queen Ranavalona 1 of Madagascar. During her reign from 1828-1861 she terminated 50% of the population of Madagascar (from 5 to 2,5 million) through her atrocities. Tough bird!
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Are There Good Dictators too?


Yes, at least one in ancient Rome.



Photo source:   Cincinnatus returning the Fasces, the symbol of power to the Roman senate after accomplishing his mission and returning back to live as a farmer on his own farm.

Dictator was a title with a good sound in the ancient Roman Republic (509 BC-27BC) until Julius Caesar (49-44 BC). Roman consuls or generals like Cincinnatus (529-430 BC) were given the title Dictator with limitless powers only for a certain period. They usually returned the power after the mission was accomplished.

A “benevolent dictator” is a ruler (a man, mostly), who exercises supreme power for the good of his people and country rather than strictly for himself. At least this is how most of his supporters see things. 


  • Josip Broz Tito of Yugoslavia
  • Deng Xiaoping of China
  • Józef Piłsudski of Poland
  • Napoleon Bonaparte of France
  • Park Chung-Hee of South Korea are such dictators.
There is another term in Spanish, “Dictablanda” where the word blanda implies soft dictatorship. “Dictadura” or hard dictatorship is the opposite.

Sometimes dictators are validated by the Supreme Court of the country as Pervez Musharaf of Pakistan (from 1999-2004) was or highly controversial plebiscites validate them like Pinochet did in 1980 in Chile.



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Dictators Have Crazy and Fantastic Titles

Some dictators have short titles like Der Fuehrer (German for Leader) for Hitler or Il Duce (Leader) for Mussolini. Some examples of unusual titles below.
  • Vodca (Leader) – Jozef Tiso (1939-45) dictator of Nazi supported Slovakia.
  • Vozhd (Russian for "Chief". Stalin as the Chief or the guide for the working class)
  • Guide of the First of September Great Revolution of the Socialist People's Libyan Arab Jamahiriy, Brotherly Leader and Guide of the Revolution - Muammar Al Gaddafi of Libya.
  • Maximillien Robbespierre’s supporters called him “The Incorruptible”. The rest of France called him “Dictateur Sanguinaire” (French for Bloodthirsty dictator).
  • The craziest title for a dictator goes to Idi Amin of Uganda – “President for Life, Field Marshall, Al Hadji Dr. Idi Amin, VC, DSO, MC, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Sea and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular” - Wow! Nothing less.

Maximilien de Robespierre (1758-1794), France


Many Hereditary Dictatorships Currently

Dictators rule almost thirty countries nowadays. You’d be more surprised by how many of them, like Burma, are good friends of Western democracies.
  • Raúl Castro succeeded his brother Fidel Castro in Cuba
  • Ilham Aliyev succeeded his father in Azerbaijan in 2003
  • Ismail Omar Guelleh of Djibouti succeeded his uncle Hassan Gouled Aptidon in 1999
  • Egypt’s Hosni Mubarrak plans to shift power to his son Gamal Mubarrak upon his death.
  • Tunisia’s Zine El Abidine Ben Ali has only two daughters and his (former) hairdresser wife is a mega shopaholic so son-in-law Sakher al-Materi will probably inherit power unless the whole circus is ousted pretty soon in popular uprising.
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How Dictators Want To Be Seen

Dictators love to be seen as friendly, charming and lovely persons whom children adore. Just the sort of person everyone should dream of inviting for dinner at their homes!




Dictators also need to show that they are tough and merciless so that anyone planning to topple them should better watch out. 


This gruesome Pol Pot's Khmer Rouge gesture is a typical dictator message to enemies.


Dictators usually argue that there is nothing uniquely bad about their methods and they don’t differ from those used by Western democracies such as Britain in India earlier

or by the current trigger-happy men with expensive guns in Iraq in the so-called Haditha Massacre. 

War is senseless everywhere and as Steve Biko, the South-African anti-apartheid activist said
“The most potent weapon of the oppressor is the mind of the oppressed.”

If you want to know more about your favourite dictator, here is a good site and a blog.

If you want to get rid of a dictator, there is advice on Different Ways to Get Rid of Dictators.


Due to demands by readers, we really have to include the Chilean Augusto Pinochet among the dictators. Two of his most famous sayings sum up typical dictator thoughts:

  1.  I regret and suffer those losses, but it's God's will. He will pardon me if I committed excesses, but I don't think I did.
  2.  I'm not a dictator. It's just that I have a grumpy face.
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Wednesday, 31 March 2010

What is Obama’s Contribution to the English Language?

Gone are the days of Bushism, when the rest of the world (and thinking Americans) made fun of the Texan with a horrendous linguistic ability. Now we have the yes, we can do man of erudition and touching oratory.

Obama’s supporters rejoice in the fact that he is one of the greatest orators in American history. His detractors claim that talking is the only thing he can do and his mastery of the language is a veiled conspiracy to drive America to ruin.

It is too early to make any fair assessment of his performance or to “misunderestimate him as George W Bush would probably like to, but one thing is sure. He has inspired many new English words. Some of these came from unlikely quarters. Some people in the far right, who love to hate him if only because he isn’t white like George W. Bush, came up with new words to attack him.

New English Words Inspired by Obama

Obamanomics – A word coined to attack the economic policies and measures to rescue the sinking economy. This word is already accepted by prestigious publications like New York Times and The Economist. There is a book by an investment banker called Obamanomics – John R. Talbott
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Obamanation – Is a twist from abomination. The Urban dictionary defines it as “The horrible state of affairs that results after Barack Obama won as president; OR The fanatical obsession that has swept the United States in support of Barack Obama.” There is even a bestselling book ObamaNation by James Corsi

ObamaficationThe process a country goes through when a person is elected leader of that country and destroys it from the inside out. Definition from Urban Dictionary

Message to Obama from a fan Photo source


Obamacare – Republicans who love to hate President Obama have called the prez’s health-care reforms Obamacare.  There is a website full of acid criticism. This word is used is many articles already and reputed magazines like Harper Magazine use it regularly.
You can laugh about Obamacare too.
Q. Why is Obamacare like an apple a day?
     A. It keeps the doctor away.
Q. What is the difference between Obamacare and a car battery?
     A. The battery has a positive side.

Obamaland – is equally popular with the prez’s detractors and Republicans. There are many serious books as well as a political satire with poems and tales by Robert Thomas and a witty book by a Brit, James Delingpole. 

Obamamania – Very popular word during the election and the first few months of the presidency. Critics say that the whole world went crazy and a cult-like following even landed him the Nobel peace prize. Often used in articles and books like this one


Obamalicious – Another word invented by the far right to slander “the black boy from Hawai” as this video clip does. But not all use of this word is against the prez. This clip is in favour. The infamous Rush Limbaugh uses words like this often when he says "I want Obama to fail"!
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Obamanator - Is someone who is suave in style and can debate anything in politics with supreme skills, but the word has to be used in a pejorative way to instill the fear of doomsday. If you want to scare even the die-hardiest Republican, there is a site called Obamanator up for sale. 


Obamaphobia - This is an obsessive and paranoid fear of Obama. This can lead to strange and often delusional ideas e.g. about the birth certificate of ObamaConservatives use it consistently as a warning, e.g. in this site.


Some other not so common words are Baractogenerian (from Barack + Octogenerian, meaning someone born latest in the eighties = an Obama supporter over the age of twenty) or an Obombre (from Obama + Hombre = a Spanish-speaking male who supports Obama). 

Maybe you catch such a new word by following Obama on Twitter.

Do you know any more words influenced by Obama?

Obama's Favourite Speech Phrase

The top place for Barrack Obama's speech phrases is not Yes, we can but it goes to "Let me be clear!"

Then another phrase, also used by President Bush, is "Make no mistake!" Another phrase Obama uses profusely - "Now is the time!" can also be found in Dr. Martin Luther King's speeches.
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Some people have accused President Obama of using the same phrases over and over in all his speeches. Parents, teachers and preachers do that rather often. Is that a major sin, after all? Isn't repetition mater studiorum est (repetition is the mother of all learning)? 

Obama's Speechwriters

The president of the USA is a rather busy person and needs a lot of people to help him. So he also has a speechwriter. In 2009, Jon Favreau was appointed as Assistant to the President and Director of Speechwriting at a salary of  $172,200 a year.


President Obama uses different speechwriters for different audiences and purpose. Laura Dean is a specialist on women's affairs.


A former speechwriter, Jon Lovett nowadays amuses himself by writing jokes, among other things. Read more about him here